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Got Guts?
As promised, we are now offering you, at no charge, the actions you must take in order to avoid infection and death from the dreaded SWINE FLU.

Here is the start of what will be a growing list of things to avoid and not do:



1) Don't ever do this -

Pig Licking












2) Avoid a pig with an attitude -














3) Don't socialize with a pig -
















4) Don't let things go too far with a pig -

Pig Sex
















5) Don't be a sucker and fall for a pretty pig face -




























       
NOW SOME TIPS ON WHAT TO DO TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE SWINE FLU





























      
1)  DRINK LOTS OF WHISKEY! - 

Now don't just take The Chitlin's advice on this either. Here is what the Russian Ministry of Health has to say about the whole swine flu threat. READ IT for yourself.























2) THINK POSITIVE THOUGHTS -



























  
3) BELIEVE IN YOURSELF - 






























  
4) EMBRACE NEW EXPERIENCES - 































  
5) BE HAPPY WITH YOUR BREASTS -



























  
STAY TUNED....THERE IS MUCH, MUCH MORE TO COME!



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